RuneFest 2019 – Vote now for the Golden Gnome Awards Winners!

RuneFest 2019 – Vote now for the Golden Gnome Awards Winners!

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Ladies and gentlemen, to announce the RuneScape nominees for the 2019 Golden Gnome Awards, please welcome Mod Mark! Thank you! Thank you! It’s such an honour to be here! Thank you! Yes, please! Settle down and take your seats. Welcome one and all to the nomination ceremony for the 8th Annual Golden Gnome Awards, a celebration of the greatest community in video games and a chance for us to truly appreciate our wonderful and amazing RuneScape content creators and players. The nominees announced here tonight will be open to your vote from 26th July until the 1st August. And the ceremony for the Golden Gnome Awards themselves will take place at RuneFest on Friday 4th October at the Farnborough International Exhibition Centre. Let’s hope that the technical problems we had during rehearsals are fully ironed out and we can get straight into the first awards category. The video awards! Can I please have the nominations for the first video category? Thank you. Excellent. So, the nominees… The… It’s a… The… Yes! For the Best New RuneScape Video Maker, the nominees are… DarkWorldOrder, Elyem, Silenced, and RSGalaxyshark. That’s because it’s a bloody stupid question, isn’t it? Of course RuneScape Classic is the best RuneScape. I mean, who thinks any other way? Oh, sh*t! Sorry! For Best RuneScape Video Maker, the nominees are… Maikeru, ProtoxxGaming, RsWillMissIt, and Tonix RS. And finally, for Best RuneScape Video Of the Year, the nominees are… “RuneScape Historical Timeline 1998-2018” by RSwillmissit, “A Lot Has Changed” by DarkWorldOrder, “RuneScape Telos Anime Opening” by Karil Chan, and “When RuneScape Players Go Farming IRL” by TheRealScaperz. Fantastic content there. All worthy winners, I imagine. Next up, we have the… The what? Oh, god. The autocue has gone all blurry again. The steaming awards? The strafing awards? The stoning awards? The streaming awards! Yes, of course! Can I have the nominees, please? Where’s my glamourous assistant gone? What do you mean you can’t find her? Oh, god. What am I paying you guys for? For Best New RuneScape Streamer, the nominees are… DylanTheGoon, FoxxTickles, LoadFix, and RSNate. FoxxTickles. I mean, really these days they just… They just make them up. I think it’s just some random… For Best RuneScape Streamer, the nominees are… iTrolledU, TheRSGuy, Wazzy, and Maikeru. I think my microphone… Just bring it here. Congratulations to all the nominees. All wonderful content creators. Go and vote! It’s wonderful. It’s great videos. Great streams. Just check them out. And with that, we come to our final category of the night. The autocue is broken. These bloody notes are useless. Everything is gone properly tits up. So it’s time for the art awards. For Best New RuneScape Artist, the nominees are… Brassica Prime, Willoway, Grommy Art, and Enkoro. I swear they just write names that I can’t bloody read just to piss me off. For Best Artistic Creation, the nominees are… Zuhaar, Magenixy, ClubPeter, and Claycapes. And finally for Best Artist, the nominees are… Plushie Tum, Zuhaar, Dagna, and, the most onionest of all things, the God of Onion. Yes, the god of onion. Bow down to his eyewateriness. Ladies and gentlemen, it’s now time for you to have your say and vote for your favourite nominees in this year’s Golden Gnome awards. Voting closes on the 1st August 2019 and the winners will be announced during our grand awards ceremony on Friday 4th October at bloody RuneFest. How was that? We’re alright? Yes. Well, I think it went better than expected, to be fair. I mean. You know. GET YOUR TICKETS
4th & 5th OCTOBER 2019 FARNBOROUGH INTERNATIONAL EXHIBITION CENTRE

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